Slasher

I’m into lesbians, I think gender smooching same gender is the cool stuff.  If you like the gay things then make them your things and don’t let anyone take the gay things awaythings.  Pro-rights!

But all of the slash fiction makes me uncomfortable, but not for reasons of homophobia.  The characters that people love to make one another hump in poorly edited together gifsets are these characters that writers put blood, sweat and tears in to make into these beautiful and often poetically intricate relationships in TV shows and these gifsets reduce everything that I fall in love with in my favorite shoes into terrible softcore gay porn.

This has been the best hernia surgery recovery

I’ve only had one, but I assume that other people’s suck.

10mg hydrocodone during NHL playoffs and also Adventure Time for the first time in my life.  

So I had hernia surgery

On Friday and they had to make about a 5 inch incission across my lower abdomen and the main thing I think of about the pain is that all of those scenes in film where people are stabbed or shot in the stomach/abdomen area and get up and are only marginally hobbled are completely false.  

They should lay in the prone position and moan continuously until someone puts them out of their misery.